ro-s-aspa-rks:

What a great way to return to the US Senate after not being chosen to be President!

He is worried about American sovereignty. Like he even knows what that is…

Table of the week, everyone!

That moment when writing was invented in Mesopotamia. xD
Also, have this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions
Hell, this, too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries
And these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pakistani_inventions_and_discoveries
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_contributions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventions_in_the_medieval_Islamic_world
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_inventions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Korean_inventions_and_innovations
All are easily found on Wikipedia.
Palestine vs Israel

darkmagicandgumdisease:

ricksantorum-2012:

darkmagicandgumdisease:

ricksantorum-2012:

thatonelittleliberal:

ricksantorum-2012:

lunaloveboob:

So tomorrow we will have a debate in my critical thinking class and the theme is a hard one: Israel vs Palestine, being serious with you guys I’ve never really thought about this issue because it’s far away and it’s always been there but recently (especially because of Atalya who lives in Israel and I love like a looot) I’ve been thinking about this and I’d love to hear your opinions wich would help me tomorow during the debate.

So Whats your point of view?

Plain and simple: The Arabs are acting like Nazis and trying to wipe out all of the Jews. They do this by using terrorist attacks against Israel. Israel needs to defend itself as a civilized, Western country against these savages and barbarians. 

Hey. Do you know what religion the Nazis were? Christian. Hm, imagine that.

The Nazis were mostly pagans and secularists… just like the LIBERALS TODAY.

You ignorant twat. Nazis were mostly Christians. And they were Fascists.

Nazism was a left-wing movement just like today’s liberalism is. It was just more openly sinister.

Ha, you make me laugh, you really do. It’s like talking to a whole load of stupid, but the really sinister thing is that you lot don’t even know how stupid you are.

Nazi: The short version of National Socialism. Nazism is a political ideology that specifically combines Anti-Semitism and Biological Supremacy. Ie they were racist bastards who didn’t like Jews or PoC. Or homosexuals, the disabled, communists etc etc. It is a form of Fascism.

Fascism (noun):

  1. An authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
  2. (in general use) Extreme right-wing, authoritarian, or intolerant views or practice.

Fascism aims to have a nation of united people of National Identity which is based on things like heritage, race, religion through a totalitarian single party government. It is the exact opposite of Liberalism, you dick. It is anti-liberal.

Hey, you know what, has anyone ever actually defined ‘Liberal’ to you? Judging from the shite you spew, I doubt it.

Liberalism (noun): 

  1. Belief in the importance of human rights.

Those, believe it or not, include freedom of religion, the freedom from not having politician air heads decide what you can or can’t do with your body, the freedom of speech, equality.


Tell me, oh great Santorum supporter. What is bad about that? Why do you object to these things? If you were a woman (which I suppose, seeing how you treat women, you are thankful that you are not), would you want some crazy ass male politician who was born and raised with a fucking silver spoon in his mouth telling you where when and why you can or can’t have sex, can or can’t make the decision over your own health, and then denying you any access to a safe means of doing either? All in the name of some book that was written two thousand years ago full of stories written by people who weren’t even there when the stories happened. All in the name of some book that has been translated, re translated and mis translated a dozen or more times, chopped, changed and reconstructed to suit whoever was in charge at the time.

You and everyone you represent, sir, are a disgrace to humanity.

And darkmagicandgumdisease wins this argument forever. XD

ricksantorum-2012:

FAQ #2

I keep getting the same libtard questions over and over so I will answer some of them here to clear up any problems.

#11) Are you Rick Santorum or are you impersonating him?

No! I have said this again and again. I am NOT Rick Santorum. I am a supporter!

#12) What are your views on birth control?

I am against it. It lets girls do things which shouldn’t happen. It’s against how things are supposed to be in nature. It tells them they should have multiple partners and the government should pay for it. It’s wrong. Very wrong. 

#13) What do you think of my fanbase/my favorite TV show?

I avoid most TV shows and do not watch them so I cannot tell you anything about Homestruck or Pokemon or My Little Pony. I find most of these shows pointless liberal propaganda.

#14) Why do you hate gay people so much?

I hate no one. I love gay people. I have gay friends. I just don’t believe in special rights. Most of my gay friends agree with me on this.

#15) What do you make of the First Amendment?

I think it depends on how you interpret it. I believe liberals take it far too literally.

#16) What do you think of pornography?

It’s evil and anti-God. It destroys families.

#17) Where are you from?

Rural Iowa.

#18) What are your favorite bands/musicians?

Nickelback, Theory of a Dead Man, Limp Bizkit (after 1999), Creed, Ted Nugent and Elton John.

#19) What are your views on feminism?

It is a plot to ensure female supremacy. It is a largely White, racist, anti-man movement which hopes to destroy the rights of men. I believe it is overall plain evil and a real threat to our religious freedom.

#20) What do you mean Ron Paul is a “traitor”?

He refuses to support Israel. He believes we should withdraw our troops. He doesn’t want to invade Iran and voted against invading Iraq. He also has links to neo-nazi groups and Muslim groups……. he speaks regularly at Islamic conferences in the US while all other politicans meet with Jewish AIPAC leaders. He is a traitor who would destroy America within a week.

…A homophobic Santorum fanboy likes Elton John? Trolololol. (and Nickelback and Limp Bizkit. xD Oh, dumbasses~)

strawberryfaerie:

stream-of-unconsciousness:

strawberryfaerie:

while i support that Santorum is a douchebag with an extremely punchable face,
uteri and the like are not “women’s reproductive organs” because men and non-binary people can also have them, and there are some women who do not have them and/or have never had them.

Special thanks to strawberryfaerie for clearing that up for us. Someone present this special snowflake with an award.

how exactly is saying ‘this is cissexist’ special-snowflakey?
:|

I don’t get it either, man.

strawberryfaerie:

stream-of-unconsciousness:

strawberryfaerie:

while i support that Santorum is a douchebag with an extremely punchable face,

uteri and the like are not “women’s reproductive organs” because men and non-binary people can also have them, and there are some women who do not have them and/or have never had them.

Special thanks to strawberryfaerie for clearing that up for us. Someone present this special snowflake with an award.

how exactly is saying ‘this is cissexist’ special-snowflakey?

:|

I don’t get it either, man.

sexxxisbeautiful:

quitecamille:

madziontist:

viktoribleu:

mohandasgandhi:

thisheartwontdie:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

Oh. My. God.

Sometimes, I have great hope for this world.

I can’t think of a caption.  This speaks for itself.

‘Murica.

oh my.

GOD
BLESS
AMERICA.

sexxxisbeautiful:

quitecamille:

madziontist:

viktoribleu:

mohandasgandhi:

thisheartwontdie:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

Oh. My. God.

Sometimes, I have great hope for this world.

I can’t think of a caption.  This speaks for itself.

‘Murica.

oh my.

GOD

BLESS

AMERICA.

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Politics and Political Cartoons
Urban Legends - Rick Santorum’s (Lacking) Gay Friends

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Politics and Political Cartoons

Urban Legends - Rick Santorum’s (Lacking) Gay Friends