In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
nomnomnomwarblers: They tried to take away my E! But i said hell to the no hell to the no
I got the moves like Helena Bonham Carter.
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
goldenheartedrose: geekybitch: noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: >insulting the It Gets Better campaign lmfao choke on vomit pls Yeah, I hate the people who just mindlessly say it’s bullshit. Yes, Dan Savage is a bigoted fuckwit, but that doesn’t mean the It Gets Better campaign isn’t awesome and inspiring. Well, it is problematic because it essentially says “deal with the bullying; it...
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
whatfreshhellisthis: xtremecaffeine: davyjonesing: rockinrye: do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com. though incognito disables any extensions. assholes. Is this for real, though? Fuck! WOW, Karp. WOW.
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: >insulting the It Gets Better campaign lmfao choke on vomit pls Yeah, I hate the people who just mindlessly say it’s bullshit. Yes, Dan Savage is a bigoted fuckwit, but that doesn’t mean the It Gets Better campaign isn’t awesome and inspiring.
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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alphonseeelric: literalsigh: minimcgayness: “THANK YOU SKINS!!! I truly feared you’d give us gay AGAIN but this proves it is 100% a CHOICE. Mini was queer for Franky last season and CHANGED HER MIND for the gender she BELONGS WITH! Minky is female+female abomination, MALO is male+female RIGHT.” “Minky is female+female abomination” “female+female abomination” “abomination” where in the...
Reblog if you didn't uninstall Missing E
teaandtheatre: sanityscraps: ianisourqueen: Tumblr hates Missing E. But they can’t delete it. So now it magically has bugs in it.
Reblog if you LOVE Helena Bonham Carter
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
pezberrry: #i think karp is just on his period
winterfellas: don’t call my name don’t call my name , tumblrjandro don’t want to uninstall don’t want to quite , missing enanado what is this thing what are you doing now karpnando. don’t want to use or quite right now , tumblrjandro
jemimaaslana: jhameia: Esoterica: Tell me racism is dead when… bakethatlinguist: strugglingtobeheard: All you have to do is play Xbox with a black avatar or a “black voice” and hear the word nigger over 50 times in a week. My room mate plays xbox360 regularly and he is very good. He plays a lot of madden and first person shooters like halo and call of duty. But why is it… (Warning:...
mom: You're spending too much time on the computer
-buys you your own computer
-buys you a tablet
-feeds your fandom obsession with magazines and clothes
-literally gives you no decent reason to need anything else
What gay relationship in Harry Potter?
thecollapse: whisperingtoghosts: ^^^^ THIS OMG, that last one xDDD
I am. I am. I am.: Note to allistics on the autism... →
goldenheartedrose: If you write something offensive, and we call you out on it, the best idea is to reblog it and apologize, or at the very least, make a new post and apologize and tag that with autism too. I can’t speak for anyone else, but when someone writes something either offensive or just plain misguided…
seen in the lol santana tag:
so I kissed a girl is basically the glee club kissing santana’s ass the same glee club she has been bullying and betraying and generally being a horrible person to the people in there okaaay then it’s alright with me WTF, WTF, WTF.
seen in the lol faberry tag:
the Faberry shippers are just a bunch of annoying insane little delusionals who complain every week about Finn mistreating Rachel and how Quinn can make a better boygirlfriend. WTF.
Never underestimate the power of tea.
quinnetblaine: now she’s researching tumblr. I’M SCREWED ABORT MISSION BACK TO “les yeux d’elsa” ftrgyhujkolptryuio Oh my God, who? xD
the-danger-days-on-planet-terror asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
Reblog if you believe it gets better
cruisingthesites: vagab0nde-boheme: Please, stay strong, I love all of you, no matter who you are. You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
lesbo-a-gogo: iamrickperry: 2012 Election Fandom OT3 - Rick Perry/Mitt Romney/Jon Huntsman wut bout rik santorum nd newt nd ron wut bout dem o nd michele 2 i gues Well I only ship Michele with Jesus so Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are both unshippable so I guess on that basis I ship them Ron Paul is someone’s grandpa Rick come on now Michele Bachmann/Michelle Obama 4 lyfe. Hot...
Mischaracterized as a simple woman who chose not to stand because she had tired...– Rosa Parks, one of the most familiar yet least known civil rights icons (via rosenplantzandguildenfern)